How Do You Plan On Celebrating Your Freedom This July 4th? (poll 8159947)

How Do You Plan On Celebrating Your Freedom This July 4th?

By taking the wife and kids to the park, where I'll momentarily reflect on how I ironically lost all of my freedom the day I decided to get married and have kids.

My wife is a pregnant pig right now, so I'll probably take some shrooms and get a little weird with her sister. Oh, and fireworks.

I'm wearing my Redskins jersey at a casino. Freedom of speech, bitch.

I'm a homosexual, so I'll probably just watch some soccer.

I'm sorry. I was under the impression that this was a sports blog.

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How Do You Plan On Celebrating Your Freedom This July 4th?

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