What Does Columbus Day Mean to YOU?
It means I have to wait another day to cash a personal check at my bank
It means I will forget what day it is and check my mailbox for nothing
It means I will have to wait another day before I can renew my car registration/driver's license/business license/conduct any significant business with my local city, county, state or federal government
It means I will forget to avoid driving near or through my local traditional parade route
It's time to start shopping for pumpkins and rock salt
It's time to profess that Im proud to be of Italian descent, even though it was the Spanish who financed him and it was the Portuguese who actually stimulated the Spanish to put up the money in the first place
Wow, cynical much?
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