What new type of coffee drink would you like to see next?
The Marmiteuccino (Marmite coffee).
The Crappuccino (crap coffee).
Caffè Later (you order the coffee and it takes, like, AGES to turn up).
Café Mocker (upon ordering this, waiters stand around mocking you).
Smackuccino (you get a free smack on the chops with this order).
Dopeppio (an illegal coffee spiked with an illegal substance).
Expresso (an espresso which has become a born again non-espresso).
Miced Coffee (like Iced Coffee, but with mice in it).
Corn On The Cob Coffee (coffee served with a wodge of corn on the cob).
Cheese Coffee (you've already guessed it).
Coughy (cough syrup coffee).
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