Please select your favorite EAT Club dish review.
"I'll be honest. I ordered the chicken teriyaki bento based off the amazing promises I read about it. When my order arrived, I was not disappointed. As the EAT Club guy was driving down the street with my delivery, my attractive coworkers began opening their doors and stepping outside. I suspect the Chicken Teriyaki Bento contains powerful delicious pheromones. The Chicken Teriyaki Bento gave me a +10 resistance to energy attacks, +8 Strength, and added 30 feet to my normal leap. Since eating the Chicken Teriyaki Bento, I have successfully solved 7 crimes in my city, including 4 cold case murders. The local police force is currently wishing to retain my services." Cortney C. on the Chicken Teriyaki Bento from Shindokdo
"It came, It saw, It conquered. This is basically freedom in a box." Mattias A. on the Red, White, And Huge Pizza
"Hallelujah holla back! Dis burrito where it at! Getting skinny, but now I'm fat! more Curry up now, STAT!" Nico R. on the Chicken TM Burrito from Curry Up Now
"'You’re gonna like the way it tastes. I guarantee it.' - George Zimmer" Brian O. on The Omega'd Salad from The Urban Rabbit
"So many greens haters. Listen, scurvy is the number one killer of tech workers in San Francisco, so we should all be so glad that Eight Acres has provided us with a well-balanced meal so your mother doesn't have you worry about your lack of cooking skills. As for the main entree, I tasted hints of pork with undertones of hog. It was delectably solid and what other 4 star lunches should aspire to. I ate this while reading The Jungle and decided that Upton Sinclair would order this meal." Al L. on the Italian Meatballs from Eight Acres
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