What would you do if the lifeguard at the public pool loudly announced he added a chemical that turns the water bright red if you pee in it? (poll 8522771)

What would you do if the lifeguard at the public pool loudly announced he added a chemical that turns the water bright red if you pee in it?

I'd probably do it just to see it happen. Because I like science.

I'd suspect the lifeguard was lying so I'd get a glass of lemonade and pour it into the pool while yelling, "WHY ISN'T THIS TURNING RED, LIARS?"

I'd pee on purpose because that way I'd have my own personal space. I'd be like, "The warm red part is mine, fuckers."

I'd make grunting noises and then turn around and say "So there's no color change for poop? What a bunch of bullshit!" And then I'd shake my head and storm out of the pool in disgust.

It doesn't matter because people don't pee in pools. I don't even know why this threat is necessary. What is wrong with you?

I don't pee in the pool and it pisses me off when other people do. Mainly because I'm jealous since I can't pee while people are looking at me. I've tried and it just ends with me concentrating way too hard and people around me asking if I'm sick.

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