8 Comments

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  Brian Schreier - 9 years ago

  "Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers." - Ralph Wiggum

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  Banza - 9 years ago

  I know I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please, save me, Superman! - homer

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  Mark Longwill - 9 years ago

  Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

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  Simon - 9 years ago

  Homer: "All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat mans body"

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  Jonathan - 9 years ago

  Homer : No TV and No Beer Make Homer Something Something

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  Browntowntaco - 9 years ago

  Lisa: You're gay for Moleman.

  Bart:: No, you're gay for Moleman.

  Moleman: No one's gay for Moleman.

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  Monty - 9 years ago

  Sales guy: The two most popular questions about picture frame hanging, including "Who are ya?" and "What are ya doing here?"

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  Jonathan Markowicz - 9 years ago

  Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?

  Homer: Yeah, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.