Which one-liner is your favourite?
You're just a flawed man with a big ol' butt-hole.
It's the first rule of journalism: Give people what they want.
Fuckers hate us 'cause they ain't us.
We da people, give us da shit. Manja manja manja...
Please tell me you know that's a stupid idea. Please tell me you will not try to fight the tiger.
He's motherfucking peanut butter and jealous.
The tiger has night vision goggles!?
He's putting KY jealous all over his dick.
I don't know who the fuck that is.
Have fun with the war!
You're shooting off a slightly cunty vibe right now.
That’s such a Boromir thing to say!
Did you just shart? - No, it was that camera guy!
His head looks like somebody's t'aint.
If liking Katy Perry and drinking margaritas is gay, who wants to be straight?
You know what's more destructive than a nuclear bomb? Words.
I bet you got him in here to honey dick me, just in case I'm gay.
My dick stinks! Kinda funny how you wanna keep smelling it, though.
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