Baltimore City Has A New Slogan. What's Your Favorite?

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  • Peter York - 9 years ago

    All of these are irrelevant, unnecessary and pointless. I drove around the city before crabcaking a few years ago:
    "Where EVERYONE'S a heroin addict!"
    "Please bring us detergent, buckets and paint supplies"
    "The highway dives INTO the ocean trying to get away!"
    "Enjoy your brief stay, Whitey!"
    "Poe died in the gutter here...so can you!"
    "Do you have any needles?"
    "Fuck Cleveland, ha ha ha"
    "Do NOT leave the food court!"
    "How many times can you visit Babe Ruth's birthplace?"
    "There was a guy named Lord Baltimore. That's all we know."
    "Maryland, oh my god Maryland!"
    "The City that Seethed with Sesesh."
    "Have another crabcake."
    "The East Coast Tijuana."
    "Have you tried our crabcakes?"
    "Call Anna Polis for a Good Time!"
    "What's It Be-Lack?"
    "Land of Many Bridges. Find One."
    "I need a paper bag for my bottle"
    "Don't Miss Ft. McHenry like Pete did!"

  • John Lobenstein - 9 years ago

    Baltimore: The city that is always raven about something.

  • KS - 9 years ago

    Baltimore - Our mayor is a inept, brain-dead idiot.

  • Towsonite - 9 years ago

    No one outside Baltimore knows any of these names, so why bother. How about "Baltimore, we'd be awesome if we only had a Red Line"?

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