Brattiest Child to Tour the Willy Wonka Factory
Augustus Gloop-: He clearly loved to eat and couldn’t resist the river of chocolate. Like a chocolatey gluttonous Narcissus, he meets his match when he falls in the chocolate pond and gets sucked into a pipe.
Violet Beauregarde: What moron eats a product that has clearly only been beta tested? Violet does! Then she swells up and turns into a giant blueberry, just desserts indeed!
Veruca Salt: After going hard and claiming the world was hers, Veruca is declared a bad egg and goes tumbling down a garbage shoot.
Mike TeeVee : Again another fool who decides to go off and test a potentially dangerous, unproven product. They have always said TV can be hazordous to one's health. Mike found out firsthand!
Charlie Bucket: No child is that good. I bet we missed the part where Charlie kicks puppies on the weekends.
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