Presidential Poll 2016 Humans vs Animals -- Who is your favorite.
Pepe Le Pew - polished and charismatic, excellent orator with slight accent - internationally savy - his catch phrase is "Un smella vous finez."
Tramp Dog - Made famous in Lady and the Tramp, chases women, cars, and rumored to have a 6 handicap. Known to live by his wits, has a taste for Italian food, and rumored to like cigars.
Jeb Bush - Descends from the House of Bush, a royal line? Catch phrase, "Own man." Don't know for sure, but I think that means owned by the Chamber of Commerce.
Foghorn Leghorn Rooster - Experienced politician, says one thing does another, all talk no action. Not dependable - should do well in DC. (Think John Beohner)
Baloo Bear - Preaches about bare necessities, may have Marxist background, lazy, can speak with foriegn accent (Southern). Lack of desire to play golf may deter voters.
Edwina "Ed" Hyena - From the Lion King party. Tends to want to eat her friends, but what the hell, she sounds like Woopi Goldberg (that's good they tell me). Says "Mustafa" a lot.
Daisy Duck - Fashionable dresser looks presidential. Has talkative husband. Rumored to be patient and tolerant which may hurt her chances with party regulars. Does not wear pants suits.
Hillary Cinton - Has announced her major qualification as, "I have a uterus." Tends to be secretive and when asked replies, "What difference does it make?"
Princess Mononoke Wolf - (my favorite) Cunning, physically strong, no-nonsense, practical, and logical. Still has a sense of fair-play and compassion. These qualities make her a long shot for acceptance in DC.
Nala Lion - another from the Lion King party - Courageous, faithful, accepting, intelligent, independent - she wants to give all of the pride the chance to excel. Does she have a chance?
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