My Butt...

• Have you ever seen those underwear that say "Exit Only -- No Entry" across the ass? That's me. Don't even ask or I'll slap you.

• In my wildest fantasies I consider it, but I could never actually let anybody near my poop shute.

• A little rim job never hurt anybody, right? But don't try sticking anything in there, it freaks me out.

• Rim jobs are good, a finger here and there, maybe some anal beads. All hot. Just don't come after me with an actual cock, that's just too much.

• I make full use of both of my "love tunnels," as I like to call them. Fuck me senseless either way.