What’s the best thing about spring?
Daffodils, goddamit!
Goddamit, daffodils!
Screaming hysterically upon sight of the season's first wasp.
Bolting in panic when an enormous bumble bee looms into view.
Wondering why spring is called spring, as there aren't any springs involved.
Eating springy type food, such as jam, scones, marmalade, and canned haggis.
Making Scone Soup even though it's bloody weird and disgusting.
Going for a walk in the local park and accidentally falling into the pond.
Feeding the ducks at the local pond until they get too friendly and chase you screaming from the recreational area.
Sitting on public transport next to a BO reeking bloke who's decided this weather means he HAS to (absolutely HAS to) get half naked.
Nothing. I HATE spring!
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