Which of Earth's mightiest warriors has herpes? (poll 8799072)

Which of Earth's mightiest warriors has herpes?

Captain America doesn't f*ck on the first date so he's safe.

Iron Man would get it but would cure it for himself by inserting an arc reactor in his testicles to keep it at bay.

Hawk Man would get it from Black Widow.

Black Widow would get it from Hydra. HAIL HYDRA!

Thor fucks lightning so he's good but he prob suffers from priapism.

Loki...well he gay...so from anyone, fucking Thanos whatever.

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