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Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but it's not necessary to show it off. ….@SwedishCanary
A decepticon is a just a cheeky emoticon at the end of a message intended to excuse the sender and confuse the recipient Ex: Please die ;) … @hipchkk
LIFE HACK: Tell your kid's school that he has a twin that goes to a different school. If he ever gets expelled you can enroll the "twin"….@DanMentos
Call me old fashioned but I just drowned a woman for having the devil inside of her…. @HelloCullen
Doctor: “I’m afraid it’s cancer.” Patient: “Yeah, I’m gonna need to get a second opinion from Jim Carrey." …. @DamienFahey
Physically-speaking, I'm like a young Arnold Schwarzenegger. I mean really young, like five or six…..@ConanOBrien
If two people are arguing and one person says, "You know what..." that argument is about to get awesome …. @briangaar
Boss: Come in, Jason. Sit down Me: This is about *raises visor* This is about my knight helmet isn't it? Boss: It's about your knight helmet….@longwall26
Confederate flag fans: Once they're removed, no one will mind if you use them as crying towels. …. @SteveChapman13
71-year-old Jimmy Page is dating a 25-year-old. The age difference may seem huge now, but it won't be as big a deal when she's 28 and he's dead…..@EliBraden
I planted all the evidence for evolution once it became clear it did not serve the best interest of My reputation to take credit for you. ….@TheTweetOfGod
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