What is your favorite kind of Football Injury?
When a guy gets hit in the head really good that his helmet pops off and for a moment you're all like - HE WAS DECAPITATED! - then you realize it was just his helmet and you're all like - shucks, that could have been awesome!
When the foot goes one way and the knee goes the other and the shin bone goes all BOOM!
When the oblong ball is loose and all the guys pile up on each other and are biting and grabbing buttocks and groins and it's not at all weird, if you know what I mean, because balls are important!
When one guy hits the one guy in the lower back and the other guy hits that same guy in the face!
When a guy plays his whole career and seems fine until he hits about age 45 and then he starts forgetting where he is and gets depressed and dies a slow, lonely death 20-30 years too soon! AWESOME!
One word - PARALYSIS, MOTHERFUCKER!
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