Rod: I really cringed when you read the headline for that story. Then I got even more outraged as you read it. I don't know if I could be a parent. That mother was amazing. I'd be in prison today because EYE chopped off that teacher's RIGHT hand so she can kill herself with that satanic left hand. That evil right handed bitch.
I am sick and tired of this left handed conspiracy. I'm sick of being surrounded my right supremacy. All I ever wanted was a world of fairness. But noooo. We lefties live in a world where these right handed supremacist don't see hand orientation discrimination. I'm glad Rod pointed out the fucked up ways the world is right-oriented. I took sewing classes and the left handed scissors aint shit. My friends tease me about looking wonky using kitchen utensils with my left hand.
I'm black, I'm a woman AND I'm left handed. It's a tough world out there for me.
I thought I'd try to get the righters in my life to understand my plight so I made my husband listen to Rod's rant and you know what he got out of it? He said: "I may outlive you?! I need to up that policy on you."
If you guessed that he's a righter, you left!
I'm off to see a lawyer next week. I'm fed up with this bullshit.
Rod: I really cringed when you read the headline for that story. Then I got even more outraged as you read it. I don't know if I could be a parent. That mother was amazing. I'd be in prison today because EYE chopped off that teacher's RIGHT hand so she can kill herself with that satanic left hand. That evil right handed bitch.
I am sick and tired of this left handed conspiracy. I'm sick of being surrounded my right supremacy. All I ever wanted was a world of fairness. But noooo. We lefties live in a world where these right handed supremacist don't see hand orientation discrimination. I'm glad Rod pointed out the fucked up ways the world is right-oriented. I took sewing classes and the left handed scissors aint shit. My friends tease me about looking wonky using kitchen utensils with my left hand.
I'm black, I'm a woman AND I'm left handed. It's a tough world out there for me.
I thought I'd try to get the righters in my life to understand my plight so I made my husband listen to Rod's rant and you know what he got out of it? He said: "I may outlive you?! I need to up that policy on you."
If you guessed that he's a righter, you left!
I'm off to see a lawyer next week. I'm fed up with this bullshit.
Signed:
LUCKY LEFTIE SUGAHBABE
Not only should she be fired, she deserves to have the shit smacked out her with 157 left hands.