Podigious 302 Ridiculous Dialogue Draft
[Ep 5] Calumon: “Oh no! There’s three door earrings! This thing wears too much jewelry! Who’s it trying to impress?” (Jeff)
[Ep 6] Dokugumon: “Perfect. I was just thinking about what to do for dinner.” // Renamon: “Eat dirt.” Dokugumon: “Oh, you’re spicy, too!” (Andrew)
[Ep 6] Renamon: “I think you need a cold shower.” // Allomon: “How is this possible? I always hated the Ice Age.” (Andrew)
[Ep 7] Takato’s mom: “But since he’s not here, let’s eat the ice cream we were saving for dessert and tell him it melted!” Takato’s dad: “Ummmm. I already ate it.” (Ashley)
[Ep 7] Takato’s mom: “Oh, we were the same way when we were kids, always running around, playing, losing track of time.” // Takato’s dad: “Hmm, I vaguely remember. That was about the time the dinosaurs died off.” // Takato’s mom: “Oh stop, we’re not that old!” (Jeff)
[Ep 7] Guilmon: “You know what? Calumon told me that being scared is pointless. It’s kind of like trying to ice skate on sausages.” (Ashley)
[Ep 8] Police officer: “I say, boy, are you the one? The one interrupting the progress of human courtship? Boy, are you or are you not interfering with the osculatory activities of consenting adults?” (Asher)
[Ep 9] Random Dude: “But honey, it’s just a toupee.” // Random Girl: “Yes, but you wear it on your chest.” (Asher)
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