What Are YOU Wearing this Halloween?
Sexy Vampire
Civil War Ghost (A White One)
Donald Trump's Foreign Policy
Hadley Arkes
Is it OK to wear blackface? I can never tell!
My thesis - it's so hard it's scary!! And I don't want to give up talking about it for even a single night.
Nancy Reagan
Slutty Hadley Arkes
Starbucks’ New Toasted Graham Latté™ (They're soooo good!)
Anything involving cultural appropriation – political correctness is the number one problem plaguing this country.
Slutty Cultural appropriator. (The headdress and tomahawk are ironic!)
A montage of a woman getting over her psoriasis
Covering myself in endangered whale blood to embody the deadly consequences of fossil fuel investment.
Sexy Balloon man from Fall Festival
The Trix Rabbit from yogurt and cereal night
The pillow that Hillary Clinton screams into every night
The guy from tech services who comes in and fixes the projector when your professor is having technical difficulties
A scary hampshire student (a hampshire student)
Slutty Sexual respect lawn sign
Table Tent
Lewis-Sebring Commons
Val Billiard Man (only 90's kids will get this!)
The Blue emergency light thing that flashes sometimes but you don't know what to do about it.
Zu meeting
Does dressing up as a minion count as yellowface?
Yam Conductor
Flamingo in a large church hat
Jungle juice made from the tears of a native Amazonian after watching a slash and burn farming operation
Someone who is black on the inside (They can't get you for that one!)
Rachel Dolezal's Conscience
Several gardeners
My dead father's killer
A tear soaked box of your ex-boyfriend's flannels
An orange with trust issues
Bill Gates' alter ego, Charles Fence
A bag of hats that says Chicago Baers instead of Chicago Bears
The guy who bleaches Kylie Jenner's anus
A Widow whose memory of her late love's face has finally faded into nothing, but slutty
Fetty Wap's other eye
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