Does Teenage John Scalzi Look Like Teenage John Stamos?
Oh, hell yeah he does! They're the hotness twins!
What? No. Dude, just, no.
Dude, it's the 80s hair. The 80s hair makes everyone look the same.
Scalzi, you were totally hotter, and I'm not just saying that to make you feel better about the schlumpy mass of goo you've become in middle age.
Stamos is definitely hotter. So much more rugged and cleft. Mmmmm. You can only wish you were ever that hot, Scalzi.
Honestly? You both look like doofuses, that's what you look like.
Who cares about either of you two jerks, I want to know more about the prom date.
In the end the sun will swallow the earth and the universe will devolve into a thin proton soup, so, really, just, like, whatever, man.
Some other answer will I will provide in the comments.
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