what would you do?
Get the hell out of the way! You're flooring it home. You are going to risk getting pulled over, even though pooping in front of a cop AND getting a ticket would be mortifying
Slow and steady. Who cares that I'm wearing my favorite pants and sitting on my nice leather Audi seats? They can be washed, right?
I would have blown up the grocery store bathroom. Less for me to clean up and less for me to smell. I'm not embarrassed!
Women don't poop.
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