Which Republican Presidential Candidate Will Drop Out Next?
Donald Trump after his last Horcrux is destroyed, thus weakening his soul
Gov. John Kasich for having too much experience
Dr. Ben Carson after surgically removing his own brain in a last ditch effort to showcase his gifted hands
Sen. Ted Cruz after frowning himself out of existence
Sen. Marco Rubio after Donald Trump literally shoots him dead in front of a cheering crowd
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