What Dafuq Was That On Ted Cruz's Lip?
A Booger (he likes to eat his, presumably)
A Sperm Ball (don't pretend you don't know what this is)
A Filling (from his tooth)
A Grit (singular of Grits)
A Small Piece of Bone (cannibalism?)
Tapioca (I liked this as a kid)
A Grain of Rice (he had Indian for lunch)
A USO (Unidentified Spittle Object - in which case the Air Force should be consulted)
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