What is Your Favorite Trait in a Politician?
Loud
Bat Shit Crazy
A Bigot
A Religious Fanatic
Scary
Someone people compare to Hitler
Tacky
Ignorant
Huge Ego
An Card Carrying Asshole
Can make his/her own breakfast
Likes cats
Likes Black Licorice
A Heavy Smoker
A Homophobe
Eats worms
Has money in offshore accounts
Thinks Star Trek is a brand of ballpoint pen
Secretly wishes he'd been a Middle School P.E. Teacher
Sleeps with anyone but his/her spouse
Refuses to eat vegetables
Compulsive Liar
Confused
Sleeps on the job
Takes bribes
Traded daughter for a truck and 23 goats
Belongs to the Christopher Lee Fan Club
Belongs to the Bruce Lee Fan Club
Knows every song in Hello Dolly by heart
Thinks the entire cast of Hamilton should be arrested
Idolizes Henry the 8th
Has a blue face
Has an orange face
Secretly is afraid of babies and small children
Secretly pokes holes in the bottom of all the chocolates in the box
Is married to a Zombie.
Only takes cold showers.
Secretly keeps booze and Capt. Crunch in desk drawer.
Married for money.
Is totally clueless.
Afraid of small dogs.
Hates baseball
Believes the moon landing is a hoax.
Other (but don't count on it)
Other:
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