Which Of These Will Happen First? (poll 9390018)

Which Of These Will Happen First?

Jon Lester learns how to throw a ball to first base.

Rihanna reveals that she's really an alien.

Taylor Swift writes a song that isn't pure fucking garbage.

Bernie Kosar's daughter becomes a porn star.

Oh wait, Kosar's daughter is already a porn star named Lexxi Silver? Good to know.

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