Favorite line:

• Human resources is going to be down here any minute, and you don't want to meet them looking like a brawny lumberjack.

• Is she some kind of religious nut? Because I don't really roll with the holy.

• Isis foundation -- so, what, adopt a pyramid, save a sphinx?

• You researched me? I always kind of wanted my own stalker.

• Oh my god, my cousin's babysitting Psycho Spice.