Sarah Palin's Hoots

• Runway chest (could land a plane between them)

• Floppy flapjacks (self-explanatory)

• European style (Gentle sloping with an up-turn at the nipple)

• Low hanging delicious fruit (bulbous towards the base closer to mid-chest)

• Houdini Hooters (dissapear when unsheathed)

• With silver dollars

• Firm perkies (as they are in dreams)

• Other: