What Do You Do at His Birthday Party? (poll 9794062)

What Do You Do at His Birthday Party?

At the birthday party, tell him he's adopted.

Buy him a hastily-purchased Walgreen's toy, which pretty much tells him he's unloved anyway.

Pee in his punch cup.

Hit on his playfriend's mom.

Constantly sharpen your pocketknife while making eye contact with him.

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