How long can Arsenal keep Cesc Fabregas?

• He'll leave at the end of the season if we fail to win anything

• He will be made captain next summer and stay until he's about 25

• He will realise from his mates Henry and Hleb that he has it much better at Arsenal and resist Catalan overtures

• As soon as Barca make an official bid

• Who cares? There'll always be an Arsenal!