Favorite quote

• SO! Anything you want to tell me, Sam?

• Well aren't you an obedient little bitch...

• Well, I've seen big weird, little weird, weird with crazy on top but this guy? This guy's boring.

• "Long pig?" "He means human flesh." "And that is my word of the day."

• Sam loves research, he really does. He keeps it under his mattress right next to his KY.

• A little manburger helper may have crossed your mind already.