If You Were A Chain Restaurant - What Would You Be?

• Chilis (Apparently the homosexual hangout of our time)

• Hooters (Cause I like to stare at women, eat wings, and be a man!)

• Red Lobster (Who doesn't want a mediocre seafood dinner?)

• Applebees ("In Your Neighborhood" - Giving you indigestion one meal at a time)

• Fuddruckers (Grease...it's whats for dinner.)