Why do you think the Pirate people ate each other even though the Injun people didn't?
Because you don't know anything about history?
Because they were whitey. I want to kill him.
Because they didn't have any more beef jerky on board their ships, and would not dilute their piratey awesomeness with native fruits. Fruits are for women and babies, after all.
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