Please complete the Shelby County Voter Registration Quiz

and then walk your results past the guard dogs,

take a right and hand it to the man with the fire hose.

shelby county

Q.1
What's your favorite art film?

nun

Q.2
Your skin color most resembles:

jemima

Q.3
Rape is ...

redneck

Q.4
Who can you imagine as the first woman president in your lifetime?

rudy drag cigar

Q.5
What is the greatest threat to Christianity today?

lion

Q.6
Who wrote the Bible?

aynrand

Q.7
Who's the biggest show business celebrity of all time?

al jolson

Q.8
The Earth was created....

jesus and the dinosaurs