1. Ian Khama has specified that his wife should be “tall, slim, and beautiful.” Are you tall, slim, and beautiful?
Yes, I maintain a perfect figure and flawless beauty, all while that portrait of me in the attic grows more withered and grotesque with each passing day. But who cares about that painting? Let's just try not to look at it when we're hanging out in the attic.
Yes, I am as tall as the Statue of Liberty, and as thin as the Statue of Liberty, and basically I just look exactly like the Statue of Liberty.
No, but I can be by the time I get to Botswana. I only need to grow a few more inches.
No, but I make up for it by having the personality of Jay Leno.
2. Describe your perfect man.
The personality of Ian Khama combined with the body of Ian Khama.
He would be the president of Botswana and he would be holding a box of doughnuts.
111 feet tall, 225 tons, and made of cast iron and stainless steel.
My perfect man would be just like the Six Million Dollar Man, except that instead of being half-man and half-machine, he just has six million dollars in his bank account.
3. As the First Lady of Botswana, you would have to live in Botswana. Are you willing to move to Botswana?
Yes, I have already sold my home and all of my belongings except for what would fit inside of a suitcase. And then I mailed that suitcase to Botswana.
Yes, I already live in Botswana. We do have the internet in Botswana, you know.
Yes, I will move anywhere as long as I can be packed in a crate and transported aboard a cargo ship.
No, but I would be willing to live in a hot air balloon circling over Botswana, and I could parachute in for state events.
4. Which of your hobbies are you most excited to share with Ian Khama?
Governing the country of Botswana
Balloon jumping
Standing perfectly erect and holding a torch
Marrying presidents
5. In one word, sum up what you feel when you look into Ian Khama’s eyes.
Besotted
Statuesque
Soulmate (spelled as one word)
Eyes!