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Q.1
Category #1: STRANGE FRUIT
Who is Paul Lynde? Who is Clarence Thomas? What is an ugli fruit?
This aptly-named Jamaican is a hybrid of a grapefruit, an orange and a tangerine
His most famous response on "Hollywood Squares" was "Who told you about my elephant?"
He called his lynching "high tech"

This aptly-named Jamaican is a hybrid of a grapefruit, an orange and a tangerine

His most famous response on "Hollywood Squares" was "Who told you about my elephant?"

He called his lynching "high tech"

Q.2
Category #2: FAMOUS JEWISH POISONS
What is gefilte fish? What are toadstools? Who is Sacha Baron Cohen?
This alleged appetizer is made from a poached mixture of ground carp
Disguised as a Kazakhstani journalist, this British comedian got the patrons of an Arizona bar on their feet cheering when he sang, "Throw the Jew Down the Well"
In the 1938 German children's classic, "Der Giftpilz," Jews are described as the fleshy, spore-bearing fruiting part of this deadly fungus

This alleged appetizer is made from a poached mixture of ground carp

Disguised as a Kazakhstani journalist, this British comedian got the patrons of an Arizona bar on their feet cheering when he sang, "Throw the Jew Down the Well"

In the 1938 German children's classic, "Der Giftpilz," Jews are described as the fleshy, spore-bearing fruiting part of this deadly fungus

Q.3
Category #3: LEAVE IT TO THE BEAVER
What is a vaginal probe? What is anal sex? What is rape?
Three kinds of this wholesome activity are forcible, legitimate and she-asked-for-it
This medically necessary invasive device can take a picture of the family you're choosing not to have
In his 2001 hit, "Crazy Rap," Afroman described it as "walking past the fish market"

Three kinds of this wholesome activity are forcible, legitimate and she-asked-for-it

This medically necessary invasive device can take a picture of the family you're choosing not to have

In his 2001 hit, "Crazy Rap," Afroman described it as "walking past the fish market"

Q.4
Category #4: SHE-MALES
What is a bull dyke? Who is Rudia? Who is Hillary Rodham?
"America's Mayor" Rudy Giuliani had an alter ego who went by this name
Named after a compound noun derived from the Spanish word "encierro" and the Dutch word "djik," this type of person's one redeeming quality is an unlikeliness to visit Planned Parenthood
This future Secretary of State got an "A" from Wellesley for a thesis on the author of "Rules for Radicals"

"America's Mayor" Rudy Giuliani had an alter ego who went by this name

Named after a compound noun derived from the Spanish word "encierro" and the Dutch word "djik," this type of person's one redeeming quality is an unlikeliness to visit Planned Parenthood

This future Secretary of State got an "A" from Wellesley for a thesis on the author of "Rules for Radicals"

Q.5
Category #5: SONGS OF THE SOUTH
What is Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah? Who is Lynyrd Skynyrd? What is "it"?
In a 1974 top-ten hit, this Southern rock band declared that they don't give a rat's ass about lynching
This Academy-Award-winning Disney song is based on an American folk song titled "Zip Coon"
According to a popular song by the Charlie Daniels Band, you can be "proud you're a rebel" because the South is going to do this again and again

In a 1974 top-ten hit, this Southern rock band declared that they don't give a rat's ass about lynching

This Academy-Award-winning Disney song is based on an American folk song titled "Zip Coon"

According to a popular song by the Charlie Daniels Band, you can be "proud you're a rebel" because the South is going to do this again and again