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Q.1
Which condiments belong on a hot dog?
Ketchup and mustard.
Mustard only, blasphemer!
Anything you can smear on it.
Other:
Q.2
How do you like your hot dogs cooked?
Cooked outside on a grill
Pan-fried
Deep-fried
I love those dirty water dogs!
Other:
Q.3
What is the ideal number of bites it takes to finish a hot dog?
I’m a competitive eater, so I don’t bite, just swallow them whole.
I’m dainty and like to chew, so about ten bites.
Never more than five bites. Well, foot longs can take seven.
Other:
Q.4
Hot dog season is….
Memorial Day to Labor Day.
Anytime I get the hankering.
A myth concocted by marketers.
Q.5
What’s the proper name for the tube of meat?
Hot dog
Frankfurter/frank
Wiener
Red hot
Other:
Q.6
“A hot dog at the ball park is better than steak at the Ritz.” –Humphrey Bogart
Leave it to Bogie to tell it like it is.
No way, I like my steak.
Who’s buying?
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