Q.1
Which Statement is NOT an April Fool's Day Headline?
The Mee’s have been sequestered by Congress and have been deployed to North Korea to search for Weapons of Mass Destruction and to explore new Chinese take-out restaurants
Based an e-mail sent by Chairman Mao Tse-tung in 1976, just prior to his passing, to Pope Paul VI, that was filed in the Vatican Secret Archives was brought to the attention of Pope Francis, who forwarded it to Israel’s Prime Minister Netanyahu during Holy Week, in a surprise announcement today the Chief Rabbi of Israel granted Mao's petition and declared that pork eaten in Chinese Restaurants is now considered Kosher
The Mee’s will now embark on finding our ancestors in Africa to celebrate next Passover
The Mee’s painted fortune cookies for Easter
The Mee’s have refocused their Quest to a remote area in the South Pacific following reports of an indigenous tribe that sings the Sherma and claims to know the location of the lost temple of Israel
The Mee’s have given up their quest claiming all the Chinese Restaurants look and taste the same
The Mee’s will be at Yao’s Diner tonight