What console spokesperson flippantly said "You know, things break" in response to high failure rates of said console?

What Japanese developer made this bizarre food analogy about the three seventh-gen consoles: "If the game creators and the users want to have a great steak for their anniversary, they go maybe to PS3. But if they want great dinner, great steak with their family, a little bit more casual during the weekends, they might select Xbox 360. Or why not have a great steak at your house everyday, they might choose Revolution"?

What genre's fans were described by late outspoken Nintendo CEO Hiroshi Yamauchi as being "... depressed gamers who like to sit alone in their dark rooms and play slow games"?

What system's problematic and/or nonexistent backwards compatibility was being referred to with the quote, "I would like my car to fly and make me breakfast, but that's an unrealistic expectation"?

Which developer, known for butting heads with press and the gaming public in message boards and on social media, once said he would be willing to be tagged "Owned by the GAF" on the NeoGAF forums if his upcoming game didn't get outstanding reviews?

What competitor's game belongs in the blank of the following famous quote from Nintendo legend Shigeru Miyamoto in a rare moment of him talking smack : "I could make ________. It's not that I couldn't design that game. It's that a choose not to"?

In addition to the line "John Romero's About To Make You His Bitch," in the horribly misguided Daikatana ads, what other aggressive statement was made in that ad?

What hyperbole-prone developer once made the claim, "You don't know what feelings are until you've played my games"?

Which of these is NOT an actual prediction once made by industry "analyst" Michael Pachter?