Build Your Own Secret Tel Aviv Post!
Hi Secret Tel Aviv! I want to
Move
Sleep With
exchange
Surf
Smuggle through Ben Gurion
film
Date
Hire
lease
cook
vent about
Rent
Buy
Clean
Sell
fix
Sublet
film
Identify
Eat
work for
ask out
Complain about
Stalk
steal
swap
Order
return
Marry
Learn
Donate
Model
a sweater for my pet chicken
The guy who lies in the Dizangoff Square Fountain
medical marijuana
the shuk
several cats that live behind the AM/PM
a bikini I bought online
cupcakes
a tarantula in my kitchen
the lifeguard on Gordon beach
Holmes Gym
The owner of the men's underwear that I found in my laundry
Swedish girls on holiday
a used pair of Uggs
FOREX options
my ex girlfriend
Matisyahu tickets
The mold in my shower
A Lone Soldier
my local juice vendor
The Street Person On Allenby By King George with Face Tats and Sequined Skinny Jeans
An escaped ostrich in Jerusalem
a half a bottle of Arak
a computer from the '90's
The balloon above the yarkon
twin sisters looking for an apartment
Israeli men
"Keeping Olim in Israel"
the Tachanah Merkezit
a broken Iphone 4
used cosmetics
the Danish girl who posted a video on Secret Tel Aviv about apartment hunting
My apartment
your mom
but the problem is
Secret Secret Secret Tel Aviv said some hurtful things about my cat
I can't get the tahini out of my chest hair
Dizzy Frisch says that I "made a scene"
The Misrad HaPnim only accepts faxes
Hot Cable Froze my Bank Account
My boyfriend keeps asking me to dress up like a Sem Girl
Cofix asked me to leave
My Girlfriend's Therapist says that I'm "An Enabler"
My Vaad Bayit hates me
My pet rabbit ran away
Jonny won't give me a Secret Tel Aviv card
Nefesh B'Nefesh keeps sexting me
I lost my Rav Kav
Secret Tel Aviv keeps blocking me
Yaffo is really far
The Norwegian exchange student filed a restraining order
somebody on Secret Tel Aviv called me a racist
(Random complaint about the French)
Biggie Z's makes me claustrophobic
The buses stop running Friday afternoon
The seats on the green bikes make my butt hurt
I'm allergic to hummus
our dogs don't get along
Your roommates are idiots
Can somebody help me
build a new dog park near the Shuk
Find a Masorti Shul
Find a sweater for a pet chicken
Sue my landlord
Sell your futon
convert to Judaism
grow a Jewfro
Hide my bank account
Get a job in Binary
hit on your neighbor
Locate a rave dance party that offers babysitting
Find a Yoga Class
Fix my Dud Shemesh
Move to Florentin
tell me where the Shuk is
Escape from My Birthright Tour
get free Internet
translate something into Spanish
break up with my boyfriend over Skype
jailbreak my IPhone
grow a hipster beard
tell me the bus schedule for tomorrow
steal my bike back
Quit Bezeq
Sneak across the border to Aqaba
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