Burning Question #52: If I could I would... (poll 10287113)

Burning Question #52: If I could I would...

Be a Vampire

be able to scratch that spot in the middle of my back

Be a cat

Teach my dog to talk

Ride in a space ship

Be a pirate like Black Beard

Run amuck

be the Queen of Shenanigans

Ride a horse along the beach

Have lunch with a mermaid and talk all afternoon about life under the sea

Eat a possum (please nobody pick this one)

Rid the world of all assholes that aren't actually used to poop.

Live dangerously

Eat Jello every single day

Drive 50 mph over the speed limit

Post horrible photos of my ex online

Bribe the right people to get my dull child into a good school (please nobody pick this one)

Be a ghost (without being dead)

See a ghost

Be a Werewolf

Go to a ballgame

Have an affair with Vlad (of Vlad's Vampire Diary)

Climb a mountain

Do a back flip over the Grand Canyon

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