Are you having better sex in the pandemic

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  • Shay - 2 years ago

    I'm gonna say the few times I have a smidgen of sex these past few months it has been better. I'll just attribute that to neither one of us getting any for over a year since lockdown. It's like that Eddie murphy joke with the Ritz cracker. "If you starving and somebody throw you a cracker you gone be like this the best cracker I ever ate in my life". Also i'm well into my late thirties so I'm sure these middle aged hormones have a lot to do with it.

  • LaKeta Chism-Williams - 2 years ago

    Why are so many of us not having sex? Damn.

  • ShayDeeDame - 2 years ago

    Lawdy, yes!!!!
    Lol, the hubby is throwing DOWN these days. I don’t know if it was both of us having a brush with death after having Covid last year, but lemme tell you: if he’d been slanging that thang like this when we first met, it wouldn’t have worked out, ha!
    I would have been that crazy bitch hiding in the bushes, threatening every adult human with a warm hole. Catching attempted murder charges because I’m dick dumb. No, ma’am.
    No lie, he went from your standard “That was great!” to “I think you broke my pelvis, you strong dick bastard. Wanna go again to see if that fixes it?!?”.
    He also noticed a big difference. Gave me that look afterwards one time and was like, “What the hell are you DOING?!?”
    Y’all, I don’t know what’s changed. But that upgrade is *chef’s kiss• ????

  • ThanosWasRight - 2 years ago

    Hey KaRod,

    This might not be what you were referring to but grief libido is definitely a thing. I lost immediate family members to COVID a month after my 40th bday. I thought hitting midlife would slow me down, but after talking to my therapist about my increased sex drive, grief can put you face to face with your mortality. Long story short, me losing my dad and grandmother in such a short time subconsciously reminded me that I only have 40 or less years to keep fuckin, so that’s what I’ve been doing. My wife has a way higher sex drive than I did so I’ve been on my Halle Berry “make me feel good” shit. Since where still in a pandemic, my kids haven’t really been able to go anywhere either, so sorry, put on your headphones or go outside for the next 3-5 mins (nigga I’m 40…just being honest) because daddy needs his medicine…insurance will cover the therapy if you hear animal noises coming from the bedroom. Love y’all and love the show!

  • Alicia - 2 years ago

    Excluding sex with myself of course, because does that even really count?

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