What is the real reason that Ned left Alice?
She caught him in a threesome with Betsy Martin and Annie Whitman, the town trollops.
Alice was too wrapped up in her work and wanted to put Spanish tiles all over everything.
Ned wanted to have another kid, but Alice proclaimed that her existing children were already too perfect.
They were having problems in the sack, if you know what I mean.
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