Which of the above two ladies should I fantasize about? (poll 1454922)

Which of the above two ladies should I fantasize about?

Emily AND Mariska. Get the box out NOW!!!

Emily. Mariska is definitely a dude taking hormones.

Mariska. Emily is definitely a dude taking hormones.

Neither. Hold out for Sarah Palin for as long as it takes.

Isn't your wife about sick of your stupidity at this point?

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