What should Uncle Crappy do to get even with Mrs. Crappy because she ate at Lulu's without him? (poll 1540330)

What should Uncle Crappy do to get even with Mrs. Crappy because she ate at Lulu's without him?

Uncle Crappy should make a batch of crabcakes and refuse to share.

Mrs. Crappy needs to take Uncle Crappy to dinner at Lulu's as soon as possible.

There is no penalty severe enough to make up for this betrayal.

Uncle Crappy should probably just shut the hell up.

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