What's your Drunk Zodiac Sign?
Aries - I piss people off and sometimes get the shit beat out of me.
Taurus - I stake out my spot and drink until I pass out.
Gemini - I talk until I throw up. I vomit a lot.
Cancer - I cry when I drink. Nobody loves me.
Leo - I like to sing and dance. The world is my audience.
Virgo - I always know where the bathroom is. Or your car keys.
Libra - "I love you, man! I love everybody!"
Scorpio - What does this poll have to do with sex?
Sagittarius - "Have you met my friend?"
Capricorn - I am always in control.
Aquarius - I get wicked hangovers that go on for days.
Pisces - I like to eat the contents of my medicine cabinet.
I don't know. I'm too drunk to read!
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