When the curse of being a Nationals catcher inevitably strikes Carlos Maldonado, how will it happen? (poll 6258844)

When the curse of being a Nationals catcher inevitably strikes Carlos Maldonado, how will it happen?

Caught in a mudslide from the pitcher's mound

Sucked into an overpowered clubhouse toilet

Killed in a duel for a woman's honor

Limb falls off without explanation

Eaten alive from the inside by an alien that had been living for years in his intestines

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