How can Mittens follow Kim Jong-Un's example and re-shape his terrible image? (Poll Closed) (poll 6389501)

How can Mittens follow Kim Jong-Un's example and re-shape his terrible image? (Poll Closed)

Strap a cat on the roof of his car to keep his dog occupied 6%
Show he's an "Everyman" by introducing a line of caviar-flavored beer 7%
Hire someone to run his car elevator to prove that he knows how to create jobs in America 7%
Learn to call a donut a donut 4%
Go on Arsenio's upcoming talk show and dance around like Ann Romney's horse 6%
Unionize CEOs across the nation 9%
Go cuckcoo for Coca-Puffs 3%
Offer to play the villain in the next "Batman" movie 3%
Get group-married to the entire cast of "Push Girls" 4%
Plant a strawberry patch so his Mexican gardener has something to pick 9%
Let Bain Capital come in and just outsource his presidential bid 35%
Other 9%

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