If the GOP succeeds in criminalizing adult pornography, what will those porn-hungry conservatives do for fun? (Poll Closed) (poll 6516071)

If the GOP succeeds in criminalizing adult pornography, what will those porn-hungry conservatives do for fun? (Poll Closed)

Volunteer to supervise all those mandatory vaginal probes 17%
Close their eyes and re-run Sarah Palin's 2008 convention speech over and over and over 9%
Cut more holes in their bedsheets 5%
See if Monica Lewinsky is looking for a new internship 3%
Make obscene TTY phone calls to all the athletes in the Deaflympics 2%
Glue Sandra Fluke's face over Mary's on their home reproductions of the Pieta 3%
Georgia O'Keefe, lots of Georgia O'Keefe 10%
Oxycodone 15%
Host an exchange for men to trade in their lesbian DVD collections for subscriptions to the JC Penny catalog 3%
Wake up and realize that if they wanted bad dialog and nonsensical plots they could just read Ayn Rand 23%
Other 9%

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