A cow walked into a bar...
n.
and gave the barman a pat on the head.
and ordered a milk. The barman said, "We don't sell milk." The cow said, "Pull the udder one."
... shivered, and said, "I'm Fresian."
and the barman told her to hoof it back to where she came from.
and the barman refused to serve her. "How dair-y," she thought.
... because she liked things a little "left field"...
...played darts and hit a bull's eye.
wearing some fetching knitwear. "What a lovely jersey!" said the barman.
It was a steak out.
and after a few rounds, her head was mince.
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