What should be my reward for biking 1,000 miles? (poll 8011291)

What should be my reward for biking 1,000 miles?

A shiny sticker that says "Way to go, champion!"

The opportunity to buy an overpriced rack that does not look that much sturdier than the original but at least is not broke in eight places.

The right to put "A little bit bad ass" on my resume for the rest of my life.

A lifetime supply of polenta.

The cumulative effects of a thousand miles of friction in the netherregions.

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