Choose your favourite Burns insults! (poll 8090161)

Choose your favourite Burns insults!

thou cobler, botching the flimsy socks of bombast oratory

thou faithful recorder of barbarous idiom

thou carpenter, mortising the awkward joints of jarring sentences

thou blacksmith, hammering the rivets of absurdity

thou squeaking dissonance of cadence

thou pickle-herring in the puppet-show of nonsense

thou eunuch of language

thou arch-heretic in pronunciation

thou servile echo of fashionable barbarisms

thou pitch-pipe of affected emphasis

thou persecutor of syllabication

thou executioner of construction

thou brood of the speech-distracting builders of the Tower of Babel

thou butcher, embruing thy hands in the bowels of orthography

thou marriage-maker between vowels and consonants, on the Gretna-green of caprice

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